lordpiyopiyo

Today is Mama's birthday!

Happy Birthday Mama!

Ya Allah, Kau panjangkanlah umur Mamaku. Ampunkanlah segala dosanya. Dan berikanlah dia kekuatan untuk terus bekerja demi keluarga kecil kami ini, dan berilah dia kekuatan untuk dapat terus beribadat pada-Mu. 

Mama, saya minta maaf tak dapat makan lunch hari ni dengan Mama. Saya tau Mama masak sedap-sedap untuk kita satu family. Tapi saya yang bodoh ni pergi makan kat kedai mamak bawah office dengan Amin.  Ayah pun sibuk dengan tendernya sampai tak balik rumah sampai petang. Bila Mama datang ambil Amin kat office, saya tau Mama kecewa kita tak dapat makan sama-sama satu meja. Saya pun tau yang Amir pun tak call rumah wish Happy Birthday kat Mama. Jadi saya sebagai abang, mewakili anak-anak lelaki Mama yang sengal ni nak ucap Happy Birthday kat Mama. Maafkan kami Mama. Maafkan kami. Kami sayang sangat kat Mama!

For the last week, me + my lil bro have been playing RO @ Ragnarok Online. On a private server, the Elite Kingdoms RO @ EKRO.
My first char is a sniper. My lil bro's an LK. His char level was maxed out leaving me about 30 levels behind, though we play the same duration. Then we met my roommate when I was at UTP, Pali. His char is a sinX. And as our chars sat down together, chillin' out, some dude just came from nowhere and asked if we could speak Indonesian. I said no, coz we're Malaysian. And then, the dude starts throwing some eff words, provoking us.

I wonder why some gamers can't be..friendly for a first meeting. And then starts fucking us with his/her jabberings and nonsense. 

If you have time playing RO and throwing insults at us, why dont you help yer fellas down at Padang huh? Frickin bastard.   

At 11 something a.m. oto-san got a call from my aunt, Mak Cik who lives in Shah Alam. She's already at our house waiting for me and oto-san to get home. My aunt and her two children @ my cousins, Din(24+) and Emek(12+) came to Negeri Sembilan to see a new boarding school which Emek and my little sister, Lala tried to enroll to. We went there at 12++ noon.

Its not far from home, about 15-25 minutes drive. So much for boarding school. I bet Lala and Emek will come home every weekend for a dose of MySpace and girl talk. The school @ Sekolah Menengah Sains Rembau is...new. Its pretty. And its large. Larger than my former high school, MRSM Langkawi.

The party consist of me, oto-san, oka-san, Lala, Mak Cik, Emek, Din, and Mak Long(oto-san and Mak Cik's older sister @ my other aunt) with her 5-year-old grandchild, Nisa (yep, I'm an uncle, heheh). We went there by 2 Unsers.

The guard greeted us politely and said that the vice-principle is busy, so any application letter should be given to him instead. Oto-san wanted to drive around the school first. When we're at the back of the school, there's only sport facilities, teacher's apartments. And a very large palm oil estate. Its as far as your eyes can see. But I'm far-sighted and I can't see 'that' far. Lame.

Then oto-san's Unser stopped near the guard post. Oto-san and me came out of the car. Oto-san was just about to give the application letter when the guard asked,

"Who's going to study here? This one?" he said while gesturing to me.

And I made a "WTFDUDE? IKNOWIMAMIDGETBUTDONTMESSWITHMEYOUASS!!" kinda face.

His gesture brings up an unwanted impression on me. A midget. But it means that I look young. Youthful. Yeah. Imma baby-face ya kno? LOL.

We went straight home after giving him the application letter.

Today, as usual, me + oto-san go to our office. Then our neighbor @ Mr. A @ oto-san's business partner drop by for a chat. I dunno what are they chatting about coz I was at *ehem* my room@office. Suddenly a very powerful sensation came from my bowel. Maybe its the sambal belacan I ate last night. It's time to go 'there'. Fast. And as I walked out the door, rushing to my dear toilet, they saw me.

Oto-san asked me to test my new wireless usb adaptor on Mr A's computer. And I was like, WTFMYCRAPISALMOSTCOMINGOUTANDYOUWANNAMAKEMEDOSTUFF??!! I politely told them that there was no need for a test, this baby is working like a charm. But no, he doesn't trust me. Old dudes. They are always like that. I think he just wants to show Mr. A how 'technologically advanced' our computer is.

Stripped of all right to voice out my inner-bowel scream, I was forced to go to Mr A's office to test that thingy. I was so damn lucky that the test took less than 5 minutes and the fact that his office is just next to ours. I quickly ran to my office. Coz the end is near.

I lap you Toilet-chan. You made my day. Muahxxxx.

Long hiatus. Lame. Lazy.

Recently registered to be an agent for a dude, selling cheap genuine RayBan Aviator. Then ask a friend to help build http://sorarayban.wordpress.com. Come visit if you just got your paycheck, scholarship, or bribe money and don't know how to spend them. 

Three new kittens came to the house. 2 black-and-white, 1 orange with stripes. I personally like the orange, named Glue, cause he looks like a tiger cub. And its fun watching him play with newspaper balls. You know, crushed newspapers shaped like a ball thingie.

Played with my lil bro, Amin today. Burning firecrackers, cover it with an empty can, wait for it to blow upwards, and then try kicking the can when it almost reach the ground. Emptied 6 boxes of firecrackers while at that.

Hope quinnquinn having a great time at Osaka. May she have some durian runtuh and bring back lotsa goodies. Bet she'll buy a pile of BL mangas there.

In a time span of less than a month, I've buried 3 little kittens. And a baby bird.

And then I said to my little sister, "Lets just send the male cats somewhere else..". But she just stay silent.

People may think that I am a no-good brother, trying to send his sister's cats somewhere else. But I have to do this.

They poop on the sofa, under the sofa and in front of the door. They just quarrel everyday and always chasing after the females.

And it just breaks my heart to bury cute little kittens. I don't wanna do it anymore.

Oh yeah. I got something interesting to tell.

It happened when I was going to take my youngest sis from school today. And my other lil sis was driving since I am a pathetic brother who has yet known the way to drive. Well, back to the topic. We are on our mum's Kancil and then arrived at a long stretch of road. In front of us is a Ford 4WD, driving slowly. So my lil sis tried to overtake that car.

And the shitty thing happens. When our car is next to the Ford(almost overtaking it), the other driver pushed us to the side by driving at the middle of the road. Yeah, the middle of the road. And we were forced to drive at the side of the road at 100km/h! WTF? WTF is your prob uncle? Our car almost crashed you fucking idiot! Thankfully, with the reflex of a pro rally driver, she managed to overtake that scum. When I look back, that shitty old man resume driving at the correct lane, slowly.

I fucking hate that old man. If anything ever happens to my sis, I'd kill you, you bastard.

Ok, emo post. Need to let it out.

Fuuuu.

Found this image by accident.

Crazy. Hilarious. And definitely true.

A guide to those who got their first baby/babies.




PS:
My fav is the Exercising baby. I bet Schwarzenegger was raised this way. Heheh.

EroSennin MK-I just died. My beloved laptop died. Thank God I managed to back up important files before he went to the other side.

He was a 4 year old Acer Aspire 5672WLMi. Quite old for a lappy this age considering that new, improved model came out each friggin month.
Hell, I saw a same spec laptop with half the price two months after I bought him!

You served me well old buddy. And for that I am grateful. Sniff.


Project MK-II will commence right away. Now where is the friggin' Windows XP cd?

It's more than a week now that I've become a graduate. I mean, practically a graduate (the graduation is not until mid-August).

...

You know what, I have no idea what the hell this post is about anyway. I just wanted to say/write something. 

Okay, right now all I do is helping with the house chores, read books, play some Wii games, eat and sleep. But most of the time I spent is with my Wii. Heheheh. Playing for several hours straight is not that bad, though it made me look more and more like an obese panda in a zoo. Yeah, I'm getting plumpy. I think. Its just that after I came back home, my family kept on feeding me like I was a malnutrished child. But I didn't say no to them so it makes me at fault too.

My willpower is not too strong. Why? Because I didn't do the things that I had planned earlier. I mean the things that I would like to do after I finished with my study. When I look at the list, I don't know why but I just felt this very powerful urge too play video games. Things like learn Mandarin, re-read my Java programming book, re-learn C and C++, draw stuff until my hands bled, and watch animes until my eyes are swollen...well, now they lost to my Wii.

And I didn't miss UTP that much. Except for the foods and friends I made there.

THIS.IS.ONE.MESSED-UP.POST.BUT.HELL.WHO.CARES?

Ahh..bored like shit. 

What if Kamen Rider Decade's color depends on Tsukasa's camera?

A parody of Toei's Kamen Rider Decade series. 

See it [here]

 I have RM50 in my wallet right now. And I have to survive until May 26th.
A tough test for a spendthrift like me.

Thank you Acap for treating us to satay on last Thursday. I ate 23, but I lost to Kong who ate 25.
I can go on, but theres no more satay to gobble on.

DIE! to those who took my cold drinks in the fridge!
If you want some, just fucking buy it yourself! Don't take other people's drinks!

Okay,first emo post.

I need to draw. 

 The existence of this journal is because of my rather sinister uncle who mocks me, a final year student in ICT of having no blogs/journal or whatsoever. Well, I have one before but..I rather not want it to be found by him. Its full of my emo posts, FTW shoutings and unnecessary reviews of something.

He'd make me a laughing stock for the next 5 years if he ever managed to find my old blog. Shoot. Gotta delete it first.

And yes, this new journal will have emo posts too, but I hope to have it more related to the REAL purpose of its birth, that is a place for me to dump my arts. Yeah, I draw. 

Visit me [here]